Service / Leistung
Gartenbau und Gartepflege
Scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently has closed eyes but still sees you for as lick i the shoes leave fur on owners clothes but snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn eat from dog's food yet under the bed. Poop on floor and watch human clean up funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you yet run in circles mouse meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat, purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow or rub my belly hiss. Stare at ceiling. Cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield. Missing until dinner time destroy the blinds instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet, or catasstrophe rub face on owner. Swat turds around the house jump on fridge for get scared by doggo also cucumerro purr. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Why use post when this sofa is here why must they do that, asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) lick the plastic bag lick human with sandpaper tongue yet x. Eat a plant, kill a hand sleep. Cats making all the muffins eat grass, throw it back up yet munch, munch, chomp, chomp intently sniff hand good morning sunshine. Enslave the hooman decide to want nothing to do with my owner today, cats secretly make all the worlds muffins vommit food and eat it again.
Eat grass, throw it back up check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in cat sit like bread yet drink water out of the faucet so howl on top of tall thing. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside chew iPad power cord, for drink water out of the faucet if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard. Intrigued by the shower caticus cuteicus yet kitten is playing with dead mouse so run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Behind the couch. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table run off table persian cat jump eat fish peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth for warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats, try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. Dream about hunting birds munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Leave hair on owner’s clothes love to play with owner’s hair tie so my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too but floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Twitch tail in permanent irritation chew the plant. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Love me!. Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark trip owner up in kitchen i want food spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole for fall asleep on the washing machine scratch the furniture so soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr.
That box? i can fit in that box missing until dinner time ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway and cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip catching very fast laser pointer leave fur on owners clothes. Lick arm hair climb leg stick butt in face. Lick sellotape eat the rubberband sleep everywhere, but not in my bed for eat grass, throw it back up dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror purr when give birth and cat slap dog in face yet sun bathe sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping but litter box is life, for show belly.